locktobre:

‘why are you sitting in the dark’ excuse you I’ve been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling